The guys in #ubuntu-us-mi were talking about “pumping up the ram” in a System76 laptop, and as always happens whenever someone mentions pumping up anything, Tecknotronic‘s “Pump Up the Jam” started looping through my head. Due to being fueled by 1/3 of my Biggby’s Super Red Eye, I came up with this remix:
Pump up the RAM.
Pump it up
while your procs are runnin’
and the ram is pumpin’
Look at here the disk is swappin’
Pump it up a little more
get the info going on the quad core
Seek time is where the slowness’ at
and you’ll find out if you skip that
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