I went down to the basement to (finally) get the Christmas tree, and I ran into a puddle of sewage. The city came out and unclogged the pipe, but all of these clothes and comforters are soaked with stink. If you look closely, you can see some brown trout swimming in there.
I threw out all the sewage-soaked clothes and sprayed the trout back down the drain. Then I bleached and scrubbed the whole floor. It looks a lot better now.